When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.