When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.