You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.
We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.