I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.