Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

The world is open for play, that everything and everybody is mockable, in a wonderful way.

What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

Don't mess with me, man, I'm a lawyer!

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.