Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

It's always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it.

I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.

I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.