Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.
Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.
Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.