I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'

With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

It's cheaper to keep her.

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.