Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.
If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.
Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.
I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'