There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.