When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

Ever since my children were born, the moment I looked at them I was crazy about them. Once I held them I was hooked. I am addicted to my children sir. I love them with all my heart and the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them everyday. Well, it's like someone saying I can't have air.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'