When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.