When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.