We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs

Reality: What a concept!