Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.