I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'

Things that I see in the future. I see... it could be quite incredible if we can master a few problems, like the air and the water thing might be nice. I see governments dissolving these barriers are all falling down for economic reasons. They're all so interbound.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.