I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

It's frightening and exhilarating. It's like combat. Look at the metaphors: You kill when it works; you die when it doesn't.

No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.

I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.