The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'

Most of all, I want to thank my father, up there, the man who when I said I wanted to be an actor, he said, 'Wonderful. Just have a back-up profession like welding.'

Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.

We were totally opposite - me coming from the West Coast and a junior college, and him [ Christopher Reeve] from the hard-core Ivy League. He used to be the studly studly of all studlies, and I was the little fool ferret boy.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.