Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
A place where we all go can't be bad.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
I met Jonah Lomu. I never knew how huge he was. I felt like a peasant in a Godzilla movie. 'Quickly! Tell the other villagers! We go now!'
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.