Be prepared for luck.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.