We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.
My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.
It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.