When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.
The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'