Be prepared for luck.

I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

You have an internal critic, an internal drive that says, 'OK, you can do more.' Maybe that's what keeps you going.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.