But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There’s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn’t take. Also, we have planets to guard us like Jupiter and Saturn that take the hits of the comets. It is miraculous that we exist on this planet, that it took.

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.