But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."

People say that I'm a tree hugger, but I do a lot more than hug trees. I like having my drinking water without faecal matter, that's really nice. Or acceptable levels of strychnine. I'm an air breather, I've gotten used to that over the years.