Comedy is acting out optimism.
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.
You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.