We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.

If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.