Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.

When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

I was once walking in an airport and a woman came up to me and said, 'Be zany!'. That'd be like walking up to Baryshikov and going, 'Plie! Just do a plie! Do it! Do a releve right now! Lift my wife!'