Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
The things we fear the most have already happened to us.
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.
The only weapon we have is comedy.