Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.

I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.

I've never had a "hankering" to direct. I can perform, but I can't write on that level. I tend to go off on tangents. Directing also requires a kind of specificity and I don't have it.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.