If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

I was in Iraq, Afghanistan, Djibouti, Bahrain. The first year I went pretty much by myself. Then I went with General [Richard] Myers, head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The shows and audiences were amazing. You'll never get a better group of people.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'