If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick that even I was like, 'Wow.'

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

My childhood was really nice. My parents never forced me to do anything; it was always, "If you want to do that, fine." When I told my father I was going to be an actor, he said, "Fine, but study welding just in case."