If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.

I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things - sometimes a medicine, sometimes a weapon, depending on.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.