Cross-country running was so beautiful with all the trails and the lake regions ... very physical and also a bit spiritual, where you could come over the mountain and all of a sudden you'd see a Buddhist landscape fog.

After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

I've always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.

It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.