When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.