Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.