You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian
Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.