I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.

[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!

Even mistakes can be wonderful.

Politically, I don't care what party you're from, offer a point of view and let's see what happens and really debate the issues rather than use personal attacks. Really talk about it, talk about immigration, talk about education, talk about pollution.