Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'