Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

It doesn't matter who you are, if you've got the legs, you can hang with them.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.