Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!
A lot of celebrities golf because they want to be away. For them it's a chance to get away and be peaceful. For me it's peaceful to ride [cycling].
Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.