What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

You look at the world and see how scary it can be sometimes and still try to deal with the fear. Comedy can deal with the fear and still not paralyze you or tell you that it's going away. You say, OK, you got certain choices here, you can laugh at them and then once you've laughed at them and you have expunged the demon, now you can deal with them. That's what I do when I do my act.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

A place where we all go can't be bad.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.