The entire world will be in nuclear war, and only the Swiss will be going, 'what's that noise?'
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.
My favorite is when you go to Afghanistan and you meet the special forces guys, and they look like these heavily armed surfers. These guys are the best. You see guys dressed as full Afghans, but then wearing a Yankees hat.