I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.