What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.

Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'