Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'

We were totally opposite - me coming from the West Coast and a junior college, and him [ Christopher Reeve] from the hard-core Ivy League. He used to be the studly studly of all studlies, and I was the little fool ferret boy.