I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.

2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

Self-reliance is the key to a vigorous life. A man must look inward to find his own answers.