We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.
I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, 'Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?' And I said, 'Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?'