People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

In America, they really do mythologize people when they die.