People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

I enjoy that, and the idea of doing small things over a period of time. I think there are certain things you can do for water control in America, because that will be our most precious resource. In America, you pay more for water than you do for gas.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.