People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.

In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going "That's weird."

Here's the best birth control in the whole world, if you really, if you have no pills, if you have no diaphragm, if you have no other form of contraception. Use it for ladies, if he comes at you with that little thing in his hand, just laugh at it. They can't deal with it, OK, it'll be gone.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.