People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going, you know, daddy loves you and then drop my head on the table. I do not want to miss anything that they do or say. It is important to me.

The great thing about marriage is the idea of really getting to know someone. And really getting to know a woman is a life long task.

If you want to die, don't make a mistake and not quite kill yourself because the medical bills in America are hideous.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.