People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really working off other people. I'm having more fun doing that.

Be prepared for luck.

One day [when I relapsed] I walked into a store and saw a little bottle of Jack Daniel's. And then that voice - I call it the 'lower power' - goes, 'Hey. Just a taste. Just one.' I drank it, and there was that brief moment of 'Oh, I'm okay!' But it escalated so quickly. Within a week I was buying so many bottles I sounded like a wind chime walking down the street.

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.