It's the same sex all the time.

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums