It's the same sex all the time.

You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing

Comedy is acting out optimism.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

A woman wouldn't make a bomb that kills you. A woman would make a bomb that makes you feel bad for a while. That's why there should be a woman President. There'd never be any wars, just every twenty-eight days there'd be very intense negotiations.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.