I enjoy that, and the idea of doing small things over a period of time. I think there are certain things you can do for water control in America, because that will be our most precious resource. In America, you pay more for water than you do for gas.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

But if there's love, dear... those are the ties that bind, and you'll have a family in your heart, forever.

Improv. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.

My comedy is like emotional hang-gliding.

I thought I was fooling people. But it's the old thing of 'they say vodka doesn't smell'. No, not until you sweat. And you just lie and lie and you think 'I can deal with this'. And then you finally go, 'No you can't'. And then you give up.

I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.