I enjoy that, and the idea of doing small things over a period of time. I think there are certain things you can do for water control in America, because that will be our most precious resource. In America, you pay more for water than you do for gas.

Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven't seen before.

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!