It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

I don't have a college degree, and my father didn't have a college degree, so when my son, Zachary, graduated from college, I said, "My boy's got learnin'!"

It's a wonderful feeling when your father becomes not a god but a man to you - when he comes down from the mountain and you see he's this man with weaknesses. And you love him as this whole being, not as a figurehead.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'