It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

Gentlemen, haven't we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.