It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

Sometimes it’s more noble to tell a small lie than to deliver a painful truth.

Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.

Be prepared for luck.

When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.

Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.