When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp

People would say I never censor. As Billy Crystal says, 'I don't have that button.'

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

I want to do a movie, but it has to be the right movie, whether it's independent or a studio movie. I'm much more open to being a supporting actor. At the age of 60, I'll be second fiddle. Fine. I'm happy to do it.

I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.