When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.