I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Compassionate conservative, that's like having a gun rack on a Volvo.
Being alone onstage is like legalized insanity.
In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'