Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.

When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'

My preference is live performance. Because you get the feedback. There's an energy. It's live theater. That's why I think actors like that. You know, musicians need it, comedians definitely need it. It doesn't matter what size and what club, whether it's 30 people in the club or 2,000 in a hall or a theater. It's live, it's symbiotic, you need it.

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.