The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.

Reality: What a concept!

There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.

Avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason boys - to woo women - and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

I feel like I'm a big human snot.