I always wanted to play a big, black man, but that would cost too much make-up.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

Never go to Pluto, it's a Mickey Mouse planet.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them