I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

When you create you get a little endorphin rush. Why do you think Einstein looked like that?

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.

Even when I did my Broadway show, I did 15 minutes no one had seen before, because that was the night that Michael Jackson protested about Al Sharpton bailing on him. I said, "Wow, if that man bails on you, this must be really a lost cause."

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.