I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

Bicycles are pieces of art. You get that combination of kinetic engineering, but then, besides the welds, the paint jobs, the kind of the sculpture of it all is quite beautiful. Bikes have such great lines, and all different styles.

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you take two?"