After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

"It's just literally being afraid. And you think, oh, [the alcohol] will ease the fear. And it doesn't." What was he afraid of? "Everything. It's just a general all-round arggghhh. It's fearfulness and anxiety." He added, "For that first week you lie to yourself, and tell yourself you can stop, and then your body kicks back and says, no, stop later. And then it took about three years, and finally you do stop."