After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really working off other people. I'm having more fun doing that.

I was in Iraq, Afghanistan, Djibouti, Bahrain. The first year I went pretty much by myself. Then I went with General [Richard] Myers, head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The shows and audiences were amazing. You'll never get a better group of people.

If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'