You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!