I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like a hamster.
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.'
Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums
Cable is not bound because people pay for it. It's literally a choice, that's the operative word. If you don't like the language, if cocksucker offends you, then turn it off.