You’ve got to be crazy! It’s too late to be sane, too late. You’ve got to go full tilt bozo... ‘Cause you’re only given a little spark of madness... and if you lose that, you’re nothing

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don't become stupid!