I did an event in Washington, and it was like we lifted a sea.Immediately after [9/11], there was a stunned shock - kind of this feeling of "What do we do now?" I started performing, and there was a catharsis in the laughing. People started to be able to laugh again. Laughter can be many things - sometimes a medicine, sometimes a weapon, depending on.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. There’s evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didn’t take. Also, we have planets to guard us like Jupiter and Saturn that take the hits of the comets. It is miraculous that we exist on this planet, that it took.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.