I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!

I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'

In the dictionary under redundant it says see redundant.

The Chinese had accused the Tibetans of being terrorists, which is weird. A Tibetan terrorist is like an Amish hacker. It just doesn't fit.