I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.

I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.

Men may have wars, but women have their period. Men go off and kill each other, but women say nasty things, which is even better.

If you're that depressed, reach out to someone. And remember, suicide is a permanent solution, to a temporary problem.