We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?