We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.