It's the same sex all the time.
We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.
Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.
I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.
Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?