What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.

We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.