You appreciate little things, like walks on the beach with a defibrillator.
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.