You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.

After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience ... like realizing, oh, there are brakes!

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.