When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested.
Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?
Even mistakes can be wonderful.