The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
Ronald Reagan is the world's largest Muppet.
I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.