Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

It's the same sex all the time.

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.