Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

If you're going to do a movie about the Village, it's pretty nice to shoot in the village and not be in Toronto.

I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?

I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

Good people end up in Hell because they can't forgive themselves.