Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?

It's the same sex all the time.

You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.

My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.