My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

I love to ride my bike, which is great aerobics, but also just a great time for me to think, so it's like this terrific double bill.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. 'I want it to be the way it was.' But if you continue the way it was there will be no 'is.'

Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."