Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

When I was growing up they used to say, "Robin, drugs can kill you." Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, "Robin, you need drugs to live." I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.

Taking Viagra after open heart surgery is like a Civil War re-enactment with live ammo. Not good.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?