Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.

2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

Seize the day. Make your life extraordinary.