Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."

Even mistakes can be wonderful.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

My children give me a great sense of wonder. Just to see them develop into these extraordinary human beings.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.