To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Even mistakes can be wonderful.
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus.
Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'