To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.

I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.

There's a world out there. Open a window, and it's there.

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference.